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Siler Bald April 25th

            For the record I soaked my feet three times, and I will soak them at least once more before the sun drops over Siler Bald.  Macaroni and Cheese  provided  the  basis for dinner.  It was the first time that I had fixed it on the trail.  The stuff  makes  a  sticky  mess  and  is difficult to clean off the pot walls.  I need to make sure that I have plenty  of fuel and water anytime that I have macaroni and cheese.  My food and dishes are already hanging in the shelter utilizing  the  can trick to keep the critters out.  I hope it works tonight. 

            Slow  Poke  just  wandered  into camp.  He is still chain smoking cigarettes.  He again prepared a complex multi-course extravaganza for dinner.  Just incredible, he has more weight in cooking utensils  than I have  in food supplies.  We talked for a while about East Tennessee, of seeing friends again, and of the problems on Buck  Mountain.   East Tennessee  has  gotten quite a reputation (only exceeded now because of two murders in Pennsylvania ), and I  was  somewhat  glad  that  I  was already  familiar  with  the  area  and almost knew my way around Stony Creek.  If the need arose I could  probably  find  help  or  at  least someone  I knew to notify next of kin ( some solace).  I crawled into my bag and slowly dozed off as Slow Poke finished his dishes and smoked a few more cigs. 

            The long night gave my body ample time to digest the macaroni and cheese cuisine, and so I headed off down behind the shelter to find  a spot.   Others had been there.  Behind every tree there seemed to be a pile of toilette paper or a mound with a stick as a warning  buoy.   I moved  on  until I found a comfortable log.  Personal hygiene can be a challenge.  Trying to rest comfortably, dispose of waste, burn TP, and bury remnants without getting splinters, cuts, poison ivy,  burns  or falling  in any of the other hazards is rather an art and a skill that requires dutiful concentration and practice (wilderness  tip:   always keep  shoelaces  neatly tied, otherwise they will certainly get in the way and lead  to  trouble).   No  time  for  leisurely  reading  here, especially with a cool damp wind from the north. 

            I made  my  way  backup  the  hundred  yards  to  the shelter and collected my towel and water bag.  I stopped to soak my feet  and  get water  for  the  morning.   On the way back I thought I saw something, perhaps a hunter, standing very still  by  the  trailside  beyond  the shelter.   This made me a little nervous, especially with all the talk the night before about the boys from Buck Mountain.  How long  had  he been  there?   Why  was  he  so  still?   What  is in season in April? Hikers?  I stared intently for a moment walking steadily back  to  the shelter  and  went about boiling water and fixing breakfast.  I looked up again and he was gone.  Had I really seen someone, or just imagined it?  I had only been out ten days, but already my  eyes  were  sharper from  not  constantly  staring into a computer screen all day, and the fresh air, sound sleep, and vigorous exercise had certainly cleared my head of any remnants of beer and convoluted software interfaces. 

            By the time I finished the dishes, Slow Poke was getting in a few more smokes before finally crawling out of his bag to face a new  day, and  the  hunter  appeared  from  behind  the  shelter.   He was real, carrying a 12 gauge Remington  that  looked  like  an  automatic.   He dressed  in  traditional  hunting  gear  and  stood well over six foot tall.  He watched as I repacked some of my  cooking  gear,  and  swung wide  around the side of the shelter so that he could still see me and see in side the shelter without turning his head.   I  was  glad  Slow Poke decided to get up. 

            Others  might have been startled or surprised to look up from bed and see a man standing over them with a gun, but  not  Slow  Poke,  at least  not  that  I  could  tell,  he  just  continued  to drag on his cigarette.  Slow Poke was not one to act with  haste  or  inclined  to sudden,  quick  movements of any kind;  he was very deliberate and his trail name suited him perfectly.  In fact trail lore has it  that  one night  a  crowded  shelter  caught fire and although Slow Poke was the closest to the front he was the last one out because, as it was  told, he stopped to light a cigarette in the flames on the way out. 

            I spoke  first,  "Good  morning,  you just missed breakfast;  Any luck this morning?" A poor  choice  of  words,  if  he  indeed  hunted hikers.   He seemed satisfied to stand and watch as Slow Poke unpacked his cooking gear, perhaps he was in awe.  Finally he spoke, he retired to Asheville on disability from the Fire Department.  For fun  and  to fill  his  time,  he  hunts.  He had been to Alaska, Canada, and hiked through the Smokeys and Yellowstone.  He was hunting turkey today  and would  probably  cover fifteen to twenty miles.  He had already eaten breakfast and wondered why we were not already about our business.   I figured if he watched Slow Poke for a while there would be no need for me to answer, the less said the better, and hoped that we were not the turkeys that he sought. 

             Although  I  was  ready  to go for some time, I felt some sort of obligation to wait for Slow Poke to finish breakfast.  Eventually  the hunter  walked  on, and I took my leave.  Throughout the day I watched and listened for hunters.  Several times I heard what I believed to be turkey calls, and as I zigzagged across numerous jeep roads I whistled loudly so that I might not be mistaken for game.  Often the trail  ran between  low  ridges, and I could not help but imagine how appealing a target the top of my pack might be from the other side of  the  ridge as it bobbed up and down with every my step. 

Peace,

Slim

 

 

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This is a fictional account of an actual Thru-Hike in 1990. Any resemblance to specific individuals or events is purely coincidental.  

 

 

 

 

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